Boop-as-a-Service
Fully managed boops delivered by certified human hands. Auto-scales from one snoot to the whole dog park, with a free ear scratch at every tier.
BaaS · GA
Now booping in all 50 states and most laps
Enterprise-grade boops at scale.
Snoot Boopers delivers mission-critical boops to the snoots that need them most. On time, every time, with five nines of gentle.
No credit card required. Treats appreciated.
- Boops served
- 4.2B
- Uptime of gentle
- 99.999%
- Average time to wag
- 180 ms
- Snoots left behind
- 0 (target)
Trusted by teams at
- The Couch
- Under the Table
- Grandma’s Kitchen
- The Dog Park (Tuesdays)
- Front Window Security
Solutions
One platform for the entire boop lifecycle.
Snoot Analytics
Real-time dashboards for snoot moisture, tail velocity and the head-tilt index. Know exactly who is a good dog. (Spoiler: all of them.)
Insights · GA
Belly Rub Orchestration
Detects the roll-over in under 200 ms and routes a hand to it before the moment passes. Zero dropped flops.
Ops · Beta
Walkies Compliance
SOC 2 Type Walkies certified. Every walk is logged, sniffed and fully audited by the dog, one fire hydrant at a time.
Trust · GA
Snoot Analytics
Data-driven boops. Dog-driven decisions.
Every boop is measured, so you can focus on the part that matters: the boop. Our bounce rate is Norbert. He jumps on everyone. After a thorough review, leadership has classified this as a feature.
snoot-analytics / today
Boops today12,480▲ 8%
Tail velocity3.4 wags/s▲ 12%
Head-tilt index27°Adorable
Bounce rate
Norbert
Norbert
Good dogs: 100% (unchanged since records began)
Brand film
Snoot Booper Deficiency Syndrome.
Our award-adjacent public awareness campaign. Have tissues ready.
*Snoot Booper Deficiency Syndrome is not real. Neither is this ad. The love is real.
Leadership
Meet the pack that runs the pack.
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Biscuit
Chief Executive Officer
Has led the company from the floor for 412 consecutive days. Believes every meeting could have been a nap.
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Waffles
Chief Financial Officer
Oversees the treat reserve. Has never once approved a budget without a snack line in it.
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Pickles
Chief Technology Officer
Architected our scent-based search. Follows every lead. Every. Single. One.
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Sunny
Chief Happiness Officer
Brings a tennis ball to every all-hands. Morale has never been higher, and neither has the ceiling damage.
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Frankfurter
VP of Long-Term Strategy
Thinks long. Is long. Leads our low-clearance operations under the couch.
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Norbert
Chief Shadow Officer
Follows you from room to room. A shadow you can trip over. Reports directly to the duck.
Customers
Don’t take our word for it. Take theirs.
“We went from zero boops a quarter to boops every single morning. My dog has not stopped wagging since the pilot.”
“My grandkids taught me how to boop. Now I boop every dog at the park, and every one of them lets me.”
“I signed up for the analytics. I stayed for the snoot.”
“Boop.”
Investor relations
Invest in Snoot Boopers.
Our only metric is good dogs, and it is up and to the right. Choose your round.
Seed Round
$3 a Bone
Buys Norbert a bone. Our most popular round, by a nose.
Invest a Bone ($3, opens Stripe checkout)Series Bone
$10 a Big Bone
For the serious backer. Waffles has already budgeted the snack.
Invest a Big Bone ($10, opens Stripe checkout)Series Duck
You pick a Mallard
Pay what you want. Norbert’s duck has agreed to a board seat.
Invest a Mallard (pay what you want, opens Stripe checkout)Not an investment, a security or a real company. It’s a tip that keeps Boosty Crawlins, a free family dog game, going. Payments are handled by Stripe. No equity, but plenty of gratitude.
Careers
Join the pack.
Competitive treats. Unlimited naps. A culture of radical sniffing.
Senior Boop Engineer
Remote, or on the floor · Full time
Treat Logistics Coordinator
Kitchen · Full time
Professional Lap
Living room · Evenings
Squirrel Response Team
Backyard · Always on call